...the first step is the hardest

I don't quite remember when it happened. But can you imagine the shock I had when I woke up fat?
All of a sudden
...my knees started hurting
...my clothes started shrinking
...my arms felt like buoys
...my knees became cankled...(chubby)
And worse, I wasn't feeling so hot. Well, I wasn't feeling so hot hot either.
I had forgotten how good it felt to feel good.

So, as the toad once said, 'let the transformation begin!'